ThuOct 15th
My Mom is a FOB [mymomisafob.com]
- Mom: Hey, when are you having kids?
- Me: What? Why?
- Mom: You need to have a plan! When a machine gets too old they don’t bear good fruit.
- Me: Mom, machines don’t bear fruit.
- Mom: And make sure you have smart kids. If they’re dumb, I’ll put them in recycling bin.
- Me: …what are they going to recycle as?
- Mom: I don’t know. Homeless.
