modern dorkology

i don’t like you in that way - “If there’s a silver lining in all this, it’s if you’ve ever wanted to bang Lindsay Lohan, now’s your chance. After pretending to be a lesbian for so long so she could be financially supported, Lindsay’s vagina is now like a velociraptor that just broke out of it’s cage. It’s looking to hunt and swallow every piece of meat it can find. Just say you’re a producer and maybe buy her a drink and in five minutes you can put a bridle on her head and ride her like Secretariat.”