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TueJul 21st
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FriJul 17th
vice magazine’s fashion do’s and don’ts is absolutely one of funniest books ever

vice magazine’s fashion do’s and don’ts

is absolutely one of funniest books ever
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ThuJul 16th
Q: what do tumblarity and tweet grade have in common? 
A: both are stoopid

Q: what do tumblarity and tweet grade have in common?
A: both are stoopid

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FriJul 10th
tag clouds + headlines = newsmap

tag clouds + headlines = newsmap

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WedJul 8th
you say goatee…i say prison pussy

you say goatee…i say prison pussy

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nice cock broom, good sir.

nice cock broom, good sir.

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TueJun 30th

texts from last night

  • (916): He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
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SatJun 27th

texts from last night

  • (843): the red head has a bf
  • (1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
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WedJun 24th
You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, even months analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, should’ve, would’ve happened or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.
— Tupac Shakur
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TueJun 23rd

texts from last night

  • (510): he said he didn't have a condom
  • (415): and you said?
  • (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
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WedJun 17th
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
— Confucius
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SunJun 14th
More than those who hate you, more than all your enemies, an undisciplined mind does greater harm.
— Buddha
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FriJun 12th
Any abusive relationship tends to end with a long, slow phase of mounting disappointment followed by a sudden, irreversible snapping point. The descent to rock bottom may take years but when you get there, the force of impact still shocks, and it’s precisely this shock that gives you the strength to walk away.
— Charlie Booker, Guardian (UK)
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FriJun 5th
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FriMay 15th
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