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WedNov 10th
hunsonisgroovy: If It Won’t Fit On A Post-It, It Won’t Fit In Your Day A great article on prioritizing your day.

hunsonisgroovy:

If It Won’t Fit On A Post-It, It Won’t Fit In Your Day

A great article on prioritizing your day.

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TueNov 9th
Victor Hugo would write naked and tell his valet to hide his clothes so that he’d be unable to go outside when he was supposed to be writing.
— What we can learn from procrastination : The New Yorker (via Instapaper)

(Source: superamit)

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FriJun 11th
Tom…had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it – namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain.
— Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
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ThuMay 20th
Facebook Knows Who You’ll Hook Up With

Facebook Knows Who You’ll Hook Up With

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TueApr 6th
Andrea Inspired

“Purveyor of all things rad. Loves making mixtapes”

wow…some great mixes on here. you should follow…

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ThuMar 25th
(via godzilla haiku)

(via godzilla haiku)

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TueNov 10th

1) make a fist with your left hand, with your left thumb inside, 2) squeeze your thumb as hard as you can, 3) put your right index finger down your throat. your gag reflex is gone.

ummmmm….uhhhhhhh….whoa…

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MonNov 9th
flowchart - should you comment on this facebook status update? (via 200motels, merilanie-jae)
flowchart - should you comment on this facebook status update?

(via 200motels, merilanie-jae)

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ThuOct 15th

My Mom is a FOB [mymomisafob.com]

  • *eating dinner*
  • Sister : Gloria, did you want some fish?
  • me : No thanks, I don’t like this type of fish… it has the weird black gooey skin with it.
  • Sister : really? It’s really good for you, it’s cod fish.
  • Me: errr no thanks…
  • Mom : WHAT? YOU DONT LIKE BLACK COCK?
  • *sister and I started laughing like crazy*
  • Mom: What’s so funny? Nobody likes black cock?
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My Mom is a FOB [mymomisafob.com]

  • Mom: Hey, when are you having kids?
  • Me: What? Why?
  • Mom: You need to have a plan! When a machine gets too old they don’t bear good fruit.
  • Me: Mom, machines don’t bear fruit.
  • Mom: And make sure you have smart kids. If they’re dumb, I’ll put them in recycling bin.
  • Me: …what are they going to recycle as?
  • Mom: I don’t know. Homeless.
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WedOct 14th
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
— Abraham Maslow
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TueSep 1st
jess gonacha

jess gonacha

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